Birthday Card - Welcome to Main Street. Front: Main Street USA Route 66. Message Inside: The further down the road you get, the more treasured you become! Happy Birthday. Personal Message: Optional hand-written message available at no additional charge. (Yes, an actual real person will write your message.)Features: 5 1/2" x 7 1/4"; Full color interior; Colorful envelope included; Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks; Made in U.S.A.;... - Birthday Card - Welcome to Main Street.
Birthday Card - Happy Birthday to the best of the good guys!. Front: No Message Message Inside: Happy Birthday to the best of the good guys!. Personal Message: Optional hand-written message available at no additional charge. (Yes, an actual real person will write your message.)Features: 4 3/4" x 6 3/4"; Verse... - Birthday Card - Happy Birthday to the best of the good guys!.
Birthday Card - It's Your Birthday. Front: It's your birthday... Message Inside: ...dance as though no one who is qualified to commit you is watching. Happy Birthday Personal Message: Optional hand-written message available at no additional charge. (Yes, an actual real person will writ... - Birthday Card - It's Your Birthday.
Birthday Card - Damn. Front: DAMN Message Inside: Another friggin' birthday. Personal Message: Optional hand-written message available at no additional charge. (Yes, an actual real person will write your message.)Features: 4 1/4" x 5 1/2"; Full color interior; Colorful ... - Birthday Card - Damn.
Birthday Card - Instead of Worrying. Front: Instead of worrying about turning another year older on your birthday... Message Inside: Just live your life so that every morning, when you plant your feet on the floor beside your bed, the devil gets a cold chill and says... "Oh CRAP! She's ... - Birthday Card - Instead of Worrying.
Birthday Card - Mooning the Mayor. Front: After closing down several bars and mooning the mayor, the girls were at a loss for what to do next... Message Inside: May you never run out of fun! Happy Birthday Personal Message: Optional hand-written message available at no additional char... - Birthday Card - Mooning the Mayor.
Birthday Card - Maybe Our Bodies Need to Expand. Front: We are, after all, women. So maybe our bodies have to expand somewhat... Message Inside: ...you know, in order to hold all the wisdom and love we've acquired through the years. Happy Birthday Personal Message: Optional hand-written message ava... - Birthday Card - Maybe Our Bodies Need to Expand.